orphan lilly

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I have a feeling 2012 is gonna be the bee’s knees.
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My new years resolution is to not rape as many cattle as I did in 2011.
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I wish my car had eyelashes…
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
toothpicks

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who let the dogs out

it was me, I let the dogs out.

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Finger Superheroes

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Animatronic Eye

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Hello, here’s a sketch for an upcoming group show at Gallery1988. The late Chris Farley as the infamous “Lunch Lady Land” skit. Love the blog! - CBM

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